What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?

Dr No

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is my crush beautiful to me but not to others?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

What are the signs of mild autism in a child?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is rap* a crime?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…